The Last Digger On Earth

Micheal Phelps loved by America, Hated on Digg

2008-11-20T00:40:00.000-08:00

So I ran across this really great article by a new blogger that is just a natural damn storyteller. I mean it is just from the heart. I found it on Digg, in by usual nite of Digging my butt off.

It is not about Michael Phelps, really it is about swimming and how much the guy that wrote loved competitive swimming.

So here is my point, America may love Michael Phelps but man do guy on Digg hates Michael Phelps. Maybe they are just jealous because he looks great in a Speedy. Maybe the life guard at the pool beat them up alot. Maybe their girlfriend screams "MICHAEL" during sex.

I don't' know but they don't like him over there. This was almost a Top 10 reasons why but I decided that was to much effort for Digg or Phelps.

Cya on Digg.

Robert Neville, the Last Digger on Earth

Top 10 Reasons Robert Neville Will Be President

2008-11-03T21:38:00.000-08:00

It is between me, Robert Neville and Mathias tomorrow for president, WHO will be?

I can tell you this: That ain't no gas pump in my hand!

This is who I am.

My opponent is Mathias, leader of the family. He has almost had me many times, but as I said, that ain't no gas pump in my hand.

So here are the top ten reasons, I, Robert Neville, the last Digger on Earth will be President tomorrow...

#1. The family don't Digg.

#2. The Digg recommendation engine did not recommend Mathias for president.

#3. The poles open after dawn.

#4. The poles close before dark.

#5. The family tried to vote via proxy but no one picked up the mail.

#6. The votes will be counted in Florida.

#7. The family burnt all the ballots.

#8. Mathias could not advertise since the family does not watch TV.

#9. Neville put all the voting machines in his garage.

#10. Robert Neville is the last Digger on Earth and he voted for himself.

Who will you vote for tomorrow? Me or Mathias? Or will it be somebody else?

Top 10 Reasons I Love the New Digg Mobile

2008-08-08T08:01:00.000-07:00

Let me introduce myself, I am Doctor Robert Neville. You know, the guy that Will Smith played in I Am Legend. I am the only person left alive and consequently The Last Digger On Earth...

Here are the top ten reasons I love the new Digg Mobile

#10 My wife can't yell at me for being on the computer. AGAIN. Come to think of it, she can't yell at me at all anymore, she's dead like everybody else.

#9 I can't get banned from Digg for over Digging like that idiot that posted 4,000 Diggs in 24 hours. He may be the world's largest Digger, but I am the Omega Digger, the last Digger on Earth.

#8 I can't get buried if the family does not like my posts. There is no bury button on Digg Mobile.

#7 I don't have to put up with comments from idiots. You cannot add comments on Digg Mobile.

#6 I have something to do while I am waiting on by buddy, Boomhauer. We call him Boomhauer because he sounds just like the guy from King of the Hill and Boomhauer is the world's largest putzer. Well, at least he used to be.

#5 I can't submit crap that only gets one Digg. You can't submit from Digg Mobile. Now that I think about it, I always go front page because all I ever get is one Digg.

#4 I don't have to waste my time deleting shouts from TheColonel about the world's largest hole or some YouTube video 50 times a day.

#3 I don't have to see Kevin Rose's cool haircut or BabyMan's avatar staring at me from every profile built by some Internet marketing idiot that thinks they are going to friend them back.

#2 It's fast, it works and even on a EVDO phone, it runs quickly and gets the job done. Nice job Kevin and associates! I will miss you.

And now, the #1 reason I love Digg Mobile: I can still Digg even after my wife has made me turn off the computer and I don't have to sneak the laptop out to the garage any more. The damn family are everywhere....