I can tell you this: That ain't no gas pump in my hand!
This is who I am.
My opponent is Mathias, leader of the family. He has almost had me many times, but as I said, that ain't no gas pump in my hand.
So here are the top ten reasons, I, Robert Neville, the last Digger on Earth will be President tomorrow...
#1. The family don't Digg.
#2. The Digg recommendation engine did not recommend Mathias for president.
#3. The poles open after dawn.
#4. The poles close before dark.
#5. The family tried to vote via proxy but no one picked up the mail.
#6. The votes will be counted in Florida.
#7. The family burnt all the ballots.
#8. Mathias could not advertise since the family does not watch TV.
#9. Neville put all the voting machines in his garage.
#10. Robert Neville is the last Digger on Earth and he voted for himself.
Who will you vote for tomorrow? Me or Mathias? Or will it be somebody else?
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