Top 10 Reasons I Love the New Digg Mobile

Let me introduce myself, I am Doctor Robert Neville. You know, the guy that Will Smith played in I Am Legend. I am the only person left alive and consequently The Last Digger On Earth...

Here are the top ten reasons I love the new Digg Mobile

#10 My wife can't yell at me for being on the computer. AGAIN. Come to think of it, she can't yell at me at all anymore, she's dead like everybody else.

#9 I can't get banned from Digg for over Digging like that idiot that posted 4,000 Diggs in 24 hours. He may be the world's largest Digger, but I am the Omega Digger, the last Digger on Earth.

#8 I can't get buried if the family does not like my posts. There is no bury button on Digg Mobile.

#7 I don't have to put up with comments from idiots. You cannot add comments on Digg Mobile.

#6 I have something to do while I am waiting on by buddy, Boomhauer. We call him Boomhauer because he sounds just like the guy from King of the Hill and Boomhauer is the world's largest putzer. Well, at least he used to be.

#5 I can't submit crap that only gets one Digg. You can't submit from Digg Mobile. Now that I think about it, I always go front page because all I ever get is one Digg.

#4 I don't have to waste my time deleting shouts from TheColonel about the world's largest hole or some YouTube video 50 times a day.

#3 I don't have to see Kevin Rose's cool haircut or BabyMan's avatar staring at me from every profile built by some Internet marketing idiot that thinks they are going to friend them back.

#2 It's fast, it works and even on a EVDO phone, it runs quickly and gets the job done. Nice job Kevin and associates! I will miss you.

And now, the #1 reason I love Digg Mobile: I can still Digg even after my wife has made me turn off the computer and I don't have to sneak the laptop out to the garage any more. The damn family are everywhere....